1) The birds are so happy outside, it’s so annoying.
2) Oh man, I really miss the rain.
3) Every guy here has sooo many muscles. I can’t believe I have to work out more, so that I can snag a hot bf!
4) My Raybans aren’t strong enough to shield the sun!
5) I’m loosing weight!! (because all we eat is Kale).
So basically, my life is really hard….