Top 5 Cray Cali Complaints

1) The birds are so happy outside, it’s so annoying. 

2) Oh man, I really miss the rain. 

3) Every guy here has sooo many muscles. I can’t believe I have to work out more, so that I can snag a hot bf!

4) My Raybans aren’t strong enough to shield the sun! 

5) I’m loosing weight!! (because all we eat is Kale). 

 

So basically, my life is really hard….

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One Comment Add yours

  1. Elizabeth says:

    Love Kale!!!

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