Have you ever thought, “I wonder which hurts more, being slapped in the face with a tortilla or getting pied in the face?” My guess is the answer is no, but when it comes to the late night conversations that go down at the CALE HAUS, this was our topic of choice on friday night. I believe Bowinkle would tell you the tortilla slap is the winner.
Let me back up a bit, this weekend was Bowinkle’s 25th birthday. Since we are old and all, we thought we would just go out one night this weekend. So Friday night we thought we would just take it easy and head out for a nice sushi dinner/happy hour. We headed to our favorite little spot in the arts dinner for a sophoisticated, relaxed dinner.
Boiiii, we we wrong.
So after some seriously full glasses of wine, some green tea icecream, a good Backstreet boys jam sess on the ride home and some
attempted twerking on the walls of our well decorated dining room it was time to hit the town.
We took campus cruiser(safe rides of USC) to the bar 901 and found ourselves in a fraternity parents weekend party. Should we turn around and go somewhere else orrrr should we take free drinks from some drunk dads? The later, of course.
We headed in the strategy for getting free drinks was to talk to the following:
1) dads trying to pawn their 20 year old sons off on us
2) large black men who “played” in the national championship game against texas
3) two men who were 100% gay for each other who didn’t seem to believe that was the case
After a mutual decision it was time to head home to make some late night tacos the tortilla slap conversation went down and so did the tortilla slap! Bowinkle didn’t seemed to pleased to be the recipient of this activity but it was HILARIOUS.
After heading to one of my favorite bars here The Den and a solid walk up Sunset we landed at a bar called Saddle Ranch (which being from texas, doesn’t compare to Rebels or anywhere that is actually a southern type bar).
Notice, the only thing not accomplished is “tortilla slap Anna”-another point for the good guys! Also, I’m pretty sure the other things that are checked weren’t accomplished..including the the fact that there were no mozzarella sticks involved in our night-disappointing.